Mix the dressing: In a small jar or bowl, whisk together olive oil, lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, honey, Dijon, garlic, ginger, salt, and pepper until smooth and emulsified. Taste and adjust acidity or sweetness.
Prep the kale: Place chopped kale in a large bowl. Drizzle with 1 tablespoon of the dressing and a pinch of salt.
Massage with clean hands for 30–60 seconds until darker and slightly softened.
Chop the veggies: Finely chop the broccoli into small rice-like pieces. Thinly slice cabbage, grate the carrot, and dice the cucumber. The smaller the pieces, the better the texture.
Combine the base: Add broccoli, cabbage, carrot, cucumber, parsley or cilantro, and green onions to the kale.
Toss to combine.
Add crunch: Fold in chopped almonds or cashews, pumpkin or sunflower seeds, and hemp seeds.
Dress it up: Pour in most of the dressing and toss well. Add more dressing as needed to lightly coat everything without making it soggy.
Finish and serve: Gently fold in avocado right before serving. Taste, season with more salt, pepper, or lemon, and enjoy.